Nothing but creep

For my brothers

2005-09-29T14:44:54Z

On the subject of females:

They're going to fuck you over.

-Before you even meet them, I'll be there, telling you that you don't need a girlfriend to be happy.
-While you're with them and can't find time for your friends, I'll put up with her, although I can't stand her and I'll still be there waiting for you to come around.
-When they finally fuck you over (can be after a week, a month, 3 years, any time), I'll still be there, dealing with your depressed, mad, car punching, yelling self.
-When you realize again how much fun it is being single, I'll be here, glad that you're finally over your ex.
-And when you meet another girl who makes your head spin and heart race, I'll be genuinely happy for you, although I know it's gonna end the same.

Keep your priorities straight, my friends. Ghouls before girls.

timisacreep @ 2005-09-27T18:07:00

2005-09-27T22:09:32Z

TWO NEW ADDITIONS FROM LAST WEEK

Gasmask, done by my buddy Rez. Still an apprentice, but I'll be going back once he's better for crucial shading and fixing of some lines.

Phoenix, by Troy Kipp of Skin Kreations. Awesome guys there, awesome artists. Check em out if you plan on getting cut any time soon..

timisacreep @ 2005-09-26T01:06:00

2005-09-26T05:06:22Z

Tonight = FUN/FUNNY! Bust it.

I'm gonna bust

2005-09-25T19:12:19Z

Amazing fucking WEEK. Had the week off from school. Monday, ended up in Wilkes-Barre. Caused some trouble in the city, softcore porn, video games. Thursday i went with Adam and Dirty Choc to get tattood by our buddy who's working on his apprenticeship. Friday Adam got his paycheck, won $31 on a $5 scratch off, buffet, drive back to Jersey. The weekend: parties, madness, nudity, more tattoos, DICE!

Awesome fucking day

2005-09-08T05:25:19Z

Drama
I became a reverend
Skated
Van Stone was on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Probably more awesomeness that's not coming to mind at the moment.

I need sleep.

2005-08-15T06:30:52Z

Awesome fucking weekend.

Friday - Drove to Allentown to see Donnybrook!, This Is Hell, In Search Of..., and Most Precous blood with Dopey, Steph, Shred, Louie, and Andrew. Chilled on a stoop outside the show for a bit, went inside for In Search Of... First time seeing them under the new name. Picked up the split and a shirt. Went to put the shit in Drew's car. Hung out behind the venue for a bit, chilled with ISO, drank some beer. This Is Hell was alright, covered Beastie Boys, fun time. Donnybrook was a no show. Most Precious Blood was fun as hell. Sang along, enjoyed myself, accidentally kicked a bouncer through a fire exit. It wasn't really a fire exit, but a door to the bar, labeled as a fire exit...neat and safe. Got Taco bell and headed home.

Saturday - Got back around 2am, picked up some girls, picked up some beer, went to Louie's. Fun times. Got my slut on. Got in around 10am, cleaned my room, fed the dog, slept for the rest of the day.

Sunday - Woke up around 5, I think. Went to the show in Franklin with Steph. Saw a lot of bad metal bands play. Saw ISO again, pretty much played the same set as the other night although they were winging it. After them, went to Quik Chek for some drinks. Came back, chilled with Shawn, Chris, and Nick until FYD came on. Really good set. Nothing new. Started raining so Steph and I watched the rest of the set from her car. Drove home, fell asleep, now I"m probably awake until school tomorrow morning.

What hardcore band am I?

2005-08-02T02:12:28Z

Hoods

What hardcore band are you?
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Last night...awesome.
Today...missed school.
I rule.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

2005-07-27T06:33:21Z

Wow. The past few days have been a lot of fun. I'm feeling pretty posi. Lots of bridge jumping, lots of skating, I can land kickflips now (big accomplishment for me), I'm working at Paintball Depot again on the weekends, and I'm in my third class at Chubb, computer forensics. Tonight, got out of school, hung out at the bridge with Dan, Andrew, Steph, and Cam, taco bell, car show, skating parking lots, Steph and Dan went home, Andrew, Cameron and I watched Kill Bill and some of rescue me then they went home...I'm tired as hell, but a bit restless. Today was a long, fun day. Feels like I fit a lot in. Tomorrow I've got school, then I need to pick up my last paycheck from Modell's, after that...who knows. This weekend, posi fest (I hope.) Just gotta make sure I'll have enough for gas afterwards. TIIIIIREEEED. I'm going to bed. Goodnight.

SKATETOWN, USA

2005-07-15T10:29:14Z

12:40am: Picked up Andrew, met up with Louie, went to White Castle. There we skated the parking lot for a bit then got some food/drinks. Later on, Jeff arrives and we head to Sparta. At 7-11, Steph shows up. Skated near 7-11 for a bit, got food and drinks at 7-11, went to Sparta lanes. Skated those parking lots until sunrise. Ollied down some stairs, shove-its and 180s down a bank, hit my head on an awning while trying to ollie down stairs. 5am, Jeff, Louie, and Steph all go to Steph's to swim and sleep. I drop Andrew off, I drive home, I post in LJ, I sleep. We remain the man.

Holy shit my life fucking rules.

2005-07-13T06:09:50Z

I'm the man.
Louie is the man.
Jeff is the man.
Mike is the man.
We're fucking unstoppable.

Today

2005-07-09T04:17:35Z

Got out of school early. Driving past tattoo 46 I had an idea. I got a tattoo. Finished there around 5. Went to the mall. Got food. Worked...now I'm home. Going out to skate in a few. Louie will be home tomorrow. Adam will be here tomorrow. I have tomorrow off. Jefferson Day...cool.

GREAT WEEKEND

2005-06-13T04:19:01Z

I AM THE MAN
HARDCORE MUSIC IS FUN
I LOOK GOOD IN A SUIT
I LOOK GOOD NAKED
JEEPS RULE
LOUIE CAN'T HANDLE HIS JEEP
I WATCHED ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ 3 TIMES THIS WEEKEND
I USED THE FUCKING SHIFT KEY

Life status: Incomplete

2005-05-23T00:45:19Z

My friends are a huge dissappointment. I need a change of scenery, to meet new people, blahblahblah. I'm starting school tomorrow. 5 hours a day, 5 days a week, for one year, then I'm out of here. To where, I don't know, but I can't stay here. Everything is kinda shitty right here and right now. Certain friends can't be trusted, other friends can't be open with me, so they dick me around and desperately try to cover up their own lies, other people just annoy me. I should have stayed in the Marines. I'd be done with the crucible right now, and making arrangements for graduation, my ride home, getting my uniform tailored, etc. There's nothing for me in North Jersey. Not now, anyway.

IDEA (and a great one at that): From here on out, I'm going to speak my mind, regardless of what others might think of me, who's feelings I might hurt, anything. Try and be a nice guy, help my friends out, etc. And what do I get? The help goes unappreciated and the kindness isn't returned. Not anymore.

I'm pissed. I'm gonna shout along to Colin of Arabia. Fuck you.

Back to School

2005-05-09T16:51:46Z

Just got back from a meeting with an admissions rep at the Chubb Institute. I'm going back to school, late-may. A year from now, I'll be graduating...sweet.

timisacreep @ 2005-04-27T19:39:00

2005-04-27T23:38:59Z

My dad just tried having a serious discussion with me about me wearing a thong to the white rock show. I could barely keep a straight face. COMIC GOLD or COMIC DISASTER? You choose.

My life is meaningless...Another survey

2005-04-25T02:59:21Z

[] I am bisexual or homosexual.
[X] I've consumed alcohol.
[] I've run away from home.
[X] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[X] I listen to political music.
[] I collect comic books.
[] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[X] I open up to others easily.
[] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[] I watch the news.
[] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[] I own an iPod or MP3.
[] I own something from Hot Topic.
[] I love Disney Movies.
[X] I am a sucker for hair/eyes.
[X] I curse regularly.
[X] I paid for that cell phone ring.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.
[] I love Spam.
[] I bake well.
[] I would wear pajamas to school.
[] I own something from Abercrombie.
[] I have a job.
[] I love Martha Stewart.
[] I am in love with love.
[] am guilty oF tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[] I am self conscious.
[X] I like to laugh.
[] I smoke a pack a day.
[] I loved Perks of Being a Wallflower.
[] I loved Go Ask Alice.
[X] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[] I can't swallow pills.
[] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[X] I eat fast food weekly.
[X] I have many scars.
[] I've been out of this country.
[] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room
[] i am really ticklish.
[] I see a therapist.
[X] I love chocolate.
[X] i bite my nails.
[X] I am comfortable with being me.
[] I play video games.
[X] Gotten lost in NY city.
[X] Saw a shooting star
[] Been to any other countries besides the united states
[X] I Had a serious Surgery
[X] Gone out in public in your pajamas
[X] I have Kissed a Stranger
[X] Hugged a stranger
[X] Been in a fist fight
[] Been arrested
[X] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[X] Made out in an elevator
[X] Swore at your parents
[] Kicked a guy where it hurts.
[] Been close to love
[] Been to a casino
[] Been skydiving
[X] Broken a bone
[X] Skipped school
[X] Flashed someone (Some people say they've seen me naked more than they've seen themselves naked)
[] Saw a therapist
[X] Played spin the bottle
[X] Gotten stitches
[] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour-
[X] bitten somebody
[] Been to Niagara Falls
[X] Gotten the chicken pox
[] Crashed into a friend's car
[] Been to Japan
[X] Ridden in a taxi
[X] Shoplifted
[] Been fired
[] Ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
[] Had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
[X] Stole something from your job
[] Gone on a blind date
[X] Lied to a friend
[] Had a crush on a teacher
[] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
[] Been to Europe
[] Been married
[] Gotten divorced
[] Had children
[X] Saw someone dying
[] Been to Africa
[X] Driven over 400 miles in one day
[] Been to Canada
[] Been to Mexico
[X] Been on a plane
[] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
[] Thrown up in a bar
[X] Eaten Sushi
[X] Been snowboarding
[] Been Skiing
[X] Met someone in person from the internet
[] Been to a motor cross show
[] Lost a child
[X] Gone to college
[] Graduated college
[] Done hard drugs
[X] Taken painkillers
[] Had someone cheat on you
[] Miss someone right now

For the sake of posting...enjoy

2005-04-25T01:33:22Z

Last Person Who...

Slept in your bed- Aside from me?...Katie

Made you cry- Can't remember.

You shared a drink with? I finished Adam's water that he left in Louie's car.

You went to the movies with? Steph, Amanda, Scarpa, Farley, I think that was it...Shaun of the Dead.

You went to the mall with? Louie, Adam, Don, Mallory, Kim, and Vicki

Have You Ever...

Said "I Love You" and meant it? Only to my family.

Gotten in a fight with your pet? My dog bit me a while back, I bit her back.

Been to California? Nope

Been to Mexico? Nope

Been to China? Nope

Been to Canada? Nope

Danced naked? All the time.

Wish you were the opposite sex? No

Had an imaginary friend? No

Right Now...

Do you have a crush on someone? No

What book are you reading now? None

Worst feeling in the world? Wanting so much to help a friend, but not knowing what to do.

Future daughter's name? Kids are disgusting

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No.

What's under your bed? Skateboard, bb gun, shoes, bolt cutter.

Favorite sport to watch? Hockey

Location? Jefferson

Piercings/Tattoos? Ears, Septum (Closed up, re-piercing soon), NJ tattoo on my chest.

Extra Stuff

Do you drink? No

What are you most scared of? Not living life to the fullest

What clothes do you sleep in? In my own bed, boxers. The majority of the time I end up falling asleep somewhere else, fully clothed.

Where do you want to get married? Boring life with a mediocre wife? Count me out.

Who do you really hate? Right now, Paul.

Do you drive? Yes

Do you have a job? No. I quit my last one to leave for the Marines and I've been unemployed since my discharge.

Do you like being around people? Yes

Are you for world peace? Who honestly likes war?

Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with? No

Have you ever cried? Who hasn't

Are you lonely right now? Ahahah. YES. I do enjoy life, I do enjoy being single, but there IS a giant hole in my heart.

Song that's stuck in your head a lot? Guttermouth - Scholarship in Punk

Have you ever:

Been in love? no

Played strip poker? Yes, along with strip war.

Gotten beaten up? no

Beaten someone up? yes

Slept outdoors? During the summer, all the time.

Pulled an all nighter? Every night.

Been on radio/tv? Yes, radio.

Been in a mosh-pit? Yes

Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? Yes.

In the last 24 Hours have you...

Cried? No

Bought something? No

Gotten sick? No

Sang? Yes

Been kissed? No

Had sex? No

Felt stupid? No

Talked to an ex? An ex friend.

Missed someone? No

Hugged someone? Yeah

CRAM IT UP YOUR ASS

2005-04-19T05:12:39Z

Seriously, Guttermouth is the best band on earth.

Stuck in an elevator.

2005-04-18T00:30:24Z

This weekend, broken down by day.

Friday (Into Saturday Morning):
- Planned to go to the Sparta show...changed my mind, PA fuck you.
- Louie picked me up, went to PA, got Adam, got Sam, got Greg
- Went to Metro, meet and greet with some more Wilkes-Barre kids
- Crashed a party at the Sterling, found more rooms, tried getting into the sewers
- Drove around, crashed a birthday party, ran around naked in traffic, harassed kittens, kidnapped the birthday girl
- Denny's, picked up some stragglers
- Dropped off the sow and stragglers
- Picked up Jess Jones and Charla
- Walked through a cemetery
- Stopped by cops, told them I was trying to get laid, let us off
- Parked in an army base parking lot, truth or dare turned into a lebostrokathon
- Dropped the bitches, dropped off greg and sam, went to Adam's
- Troma and sleep

Saturday:
- Woke up
- Lunch/breakfast, who gives a fuck? It's food
- Drove to Jersey
- Fucked with kids hanging around a truck stop
- Met with Mallory and Kim
- Mall
- Fucked around in Libby Lu
- White Castle
- Spraypainted Celeste
- Field party
- Went to some hotel, fucked around in lobby and conference rooms
- Got stuck in an elevator, tried forcing door open, no luck. Comic gold
- Came home, slept

Sunday:
- Suck it, I sat around all day and jerked off.

So I never post anymore.

2005-04-14T18:09:11Z

Should I LJ like a whore, like I used to or just delete the account? There's so much to write about. Life's been awesome.

I had an interview yesterday at All Budgets Cellular. I think it went well. It was my second interview. I had good feelings about both interviews (with the manager, then with the owner). I need a full time job that lets me keep some of my weekends. 9-5 on Saturday, closed on Sunday. Good enough. 10 hour days, 4 days a week...excellent. Benefits...yadda yadda. I need money...to buy crack...and prostitutes.

For those who don't know, I recieved an honorable discharge from the marines due to medical reasons. I've been back for 2 weeks and I still haven't seen a lot of my friends. I feel like I'm still partially on Parris Island. More of my "friends" need to come hang out.

My livejournal existence is slacking.

2005-03-02T19:45:49Z

So here's a survey.

Full Name- Timothy David Alonso
Nickname- Tim Klotz, Cadet Klotz
Hometown- Jefferson, NJ
DOB- 01/05/1987
Occupation- Soon to be United States Marine (I leave for boot camp on Monday)
Status- Group Sex
Ethnicity- Puerto Rican, Native American, German

Favorites

Favorite Color- Green
Favorite Movie(s)- Blood Feast 2, Pulp Fiction, Leon: The Professional
Favorite TV Show(s)- Family Guy, mXc, Reno 911, Mad TV
Favorite Band (s)- Most recently: Stretch Armstrong, The Procedure, Ensign, and Blacklisted
Favorite Day- Halloween
Favorite Food- Scum: White Castle, Taco Bell, etc.
Favorite Drink- Red Bull, WATER (I've been drinking a gallon a day recently)
Favorite Person- Adam, Paul, Louie, Jesse, Jeff, Patty, and Mike Sap (If I forgot you, you know if you should be here or not.)
Favorite Place- Plastoids, My Jeep, Wilkes-Barre/Scranton
Favorite Smell- A lot of my dad's cooking
Favorite person you idol- G.G. Allin, lived by his own rules. Didn't let others, society, laws, anythinghold him back from doing as he saw fit. He was true to himself. Not a lot of people can say that about themselves.

Most Embarrasing Moment- I was naked at Jeff's with my cratch obnoxiously in Dani's face, then Jeff's mom walked in. Adam and I pretended we were sleeping, I don't think it worked.

Most Awesome Moment of you life- Group sex. And being sworn in as a Marine; I've never felt a bigger feeling of pride.

Most Scariest Moment of your life- Sinking my Jeep. I didn't know what I was gonna do about getting to work. I had no clue how much repairs would cost. etc. etc.

Most Loving Moments of your life- Summer of 04: Plastoids, rawest venue, etc, with Katie. Probably the only girl I've ever felt emotionally attached to.

Most Out of line moment of you life- SO MANY. Evading arrest, running around naked, hitting mailboxes with my jeep, just to name a few.

Thanks Adam for making this survey. It brought up a lot of good memories.

timisacreep @ 2005-02-21T00:08:00

2005-02-21T05:08:37Z

I just crashed my Jeep into a mailbox and got off with nothing but a scratch. The mailbox, blasted into oblivion. I love shitty roads, I love jeeps.

This weekend...A+

This is fucked up.

2005-02-02T06:48:11Z

I just watched Requiem For A Dream. I want to kill myself right now. Shock therapy, ass-to-ass dildoing, and an amputation are too much to cram into one split second.

Life is fucking awesome.

2005-02-02T03:25:05Z

Just got in from spending a few days at Ramapo. The time spent at Ramapo was great. Got to spend a lot of time with Jamie, stayed at Paul's, $80 in parking tickets (I'm not paying, they say black Jeep, mine is green). The past few days kinda melt together in my head. They have been great though. On the way home, I went to Victor's Music Center with AJ, Ian, and Lara. On impulse, I bought a flat silver Ibanez EDA900 bass. If I didn't call out of work today, I would be a bass short and still on my all-out slutting rampage. The prowl is down to one girl at this point in time...and I'm really happy with that. I really don't have much more to say. In a nutshell: I met a girl, life is good, I bought a bass, suck it.

sikkkk inkkkkk

2005-01-11T23:56:59Z